Noob treat cronicals

i thought this would be a good place for us to put our noob treats and rofl about them. I knowI spelt treat and not threat but I decided that it's a "treat" that we have players like this to bully.

I'll start first with mine. I sat crashed some guy in the SAME solar system as me and he messaged me back with a threat, it was very funny. The thing that makes it funnier is hes 1/18 my level and my fleet score = his total score AND all 21 of his planets are in IPM range and sitting in a row in 2 glaxey's beside one another.... guess someone is getting knocked under 10k soon. His name is ZWATTUH. If he complains to angels of death i'll simply post his threat he gave me LOL.

heres the log, from bottom to top.

01-18 02:11:55 +0000 ZWATTUH [1:290:8] believe Reply
i shall believe you it was a mistake
01-18 02:08:48 +0000 ZWATTUH [1:290:8] leaving Reply
i have leaved you alone
but if you attack me i can attack back
01-18 02:06:31 +0000 ZWATTUH [1:290:8] doing Reply
what are you doing

Well three weeks ago, I got a threat demanding res from a noob. I was going to wait until he hit 10K, but in those three weeks I guess he has had as good of growth as manners. I no longer have the PMs, but here is the comparison in points, with my fleet out:

77 IKICKAYOUWASSNOW Black Rebellion 890.204
1514 Garres 65

lol, Scary isn't it...

watch out man, his 50 esp probe fleet can be dangerous

lol, thank god he can't attack people more than 5X bigger than him, but just in case, lets do the math: 890.204/65= 13695. In other words, I could be in trouble if he brings his 13694 friends...

uh oh. acs attack is coming out soon. *shivers*

lol, But remembering how low their WSAs must be... I could probably take it anyways...

Ive been tipped off you was...
And Kick co founder.
Ima talk with him and other mates which will fry you if you carry on...

Im friends with your co-founder and can you stop or il have a word with him if you carry on attacking....

We had words, he is a friend. I saw the CR and said damn that was a nice job by jewl. All profitable hits are two thumbs up with me. When you are growing and get hit, its a learning curve, everyone goes through it

lol, talking about learning curves. this guy who threatened me is going to learn to not piss off powerful neighbours. I never complained when zeeks and Kuddlez where near by, so he shouldnt of complained about me doing a profitable hit on him.ZWATTUH is going to wonder why hes under 10k soon, I'll find his fleet.

Lol, look at the fire in the eyes of Pedobear.
The poor children who are playing ZE are targeted by Pedobear.
Run children run

Hey Jedi, what would you do with a taco?

Lick it like what a pervert would do with a pantsu, smell it like what a pervert would do with a pantsu and eat it like what a overweighted person would do with a big mac XD

LOL, can I watch? ;P








(pedobear is watching you......)

We are starting to turn very nasty now