Christmas wish list

I thought it would be cool if we write down what we want for christmas in this section. If you don't celebrate christmas; you can atleast write down some stuff that you want to get.

For my list:

1 - dark green dress shirt (random but I want one)
2 - new golf shirts
3 - I new roots sweeter (my brown one is getting old so a new brown one would be awesome)
4 - some funny slogan t-shirts
5 - Only electronic/don't really need gift on the list: Modern warfare 2 for the PC. some RL friends and friends
from steam play it so now I want it to play with them.

Even though I don't celebrate Christmas, this is what I want

A new Montreal Canadiens jersey
A 100$ gift card to Tim Horton's (coffee chain in Canada)
A new pair of jeans
An assortment of chocolate and cookies

I'm Muslim so we don't celebrate Christmas but my list would consist of:
#1 A weather machine so I can let it be hot in winter.
#2 A cool swimming trunks with an anime character on it so I could go swimming.
#3 A surgeon certificate so I'm qualified to operate.
#4 1 million lottery tickets so my chance of winning is increased.
#5 The Titanic so I can remake the movie and win the best movie award.
#6 A camera so I can film my movie.
#7 A good grade for my exams so I can get my diploma.
#8 All DVD's, manga and games of my favorite anime.
#9 A lab coat and safety goggles so I can make my breakfast without worries.
#10 And finally a rich Santa Claus that can get me everything that's on my list

lol Jedi. Number 3 on that list scares me

If you need a safety coat and lab goggles to cook, then I might recommend getting some prongs, beakers, a hot plate, surgical knives, scapels, and murcury thermometers... then you will have cooking down to a science; literally!

Lol, you don't know how many people have illegal certificates XD
And yes I know my cooking sucks.
I only know how to cook eggs with 50% chance of success rofl.

What I want for Chrismass:

1: A large paycheck from work
2: 2 swinging bisexual female roommates that play WOW, Larp, and tabletop RPGs.
3: A $500 gift card for any grocery store (Preferably Sobies or Costco)
4: A full set of D&D 4th ed books.
5: more RL Friends that care ;D

I think everyone wishes for number 2.. but add football/hockey watching to the list of talents