Esp Probe Wars CR

Post your hilarious esp probe CRs here. Remember, for every esp ships you lose, you get 1 point. For every time your esp probes win (lol), you get 100 points. Please update the score at the end of your posts.

Lets get things started:

Kick vs Cuddles

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

So heres the story. Scott had built a new planet in my system as a favour before the Esp Wars. This was to make roamers impossible. But remember, there are times of love, then there are time of war!!!!!! Esp Wars. So he was a smart cookie and built 2 RL, knowing any amount of defence can stop any number of esp probes. I countered by IPMing him (with one missle, which hilariously costed more than the two rocket launchers) . Don't worry, I'm gonna give him the incredibly small amount of res back, but Scott's pride will never be the same.... BTW, Im gonna run up the score first. lol

Total Score:

Kick- 100

And some more against CuddlesTheBear:

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 333 units of Metal, 333 units of Crystal and 333 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

In summary, 14 1 espionage probe attacks, 1 with 200 espionage probes. Guess this is all a surprise to you, eh Scott? Can't wait til you see it lol. I think I'll slow down for yous to catch up.

Score:
Kick- 1600

This time I did it the right way but I failed

Attack Report [5:13:14]

Attacker Loss: 4.250 Defender Loss:0
winnings Metal:0 Crystal:0 Deuterium:0
Debris Metal:300 Crystal:2.250

Oh btw, I did send a fleet of 5 esp.

Thats cheating you IMP'ed. im pretty sure IMP's are not esp probes

CRs only Scott - Kick

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

The attacker has won the battle !
You receive 2 units of Metal, 2 units of Crystal and 2 units of Deuterium.
The attacker has lost a total of 0 units.
The defender has lost a total of 0 units.
A debris field containing 0 units of Metal and 0 units of Crystal has formed in orbit around the planet.

You know the planets that Jedi "reserved for BR13" I hit them 5 times a piece so as to not break the bashing rule. You can't hit a planet more than 5 times unless you're at war with them so 3 planets 5 times a piece equals 15. 15 x 100= 1500 i'm catching up KICK